Today my good workmate and all round good guy, Clinton “Midge” Buchanan challenged me to a game of online poker at pokerroom. Not being one to back down from a challenge I gladly accepted knowing very well that my opponent is a fierce competitor in every facet of his life.
We began on a simple Limit $1000 table with $25 / $50 blinds (play money obviously). Needless to say this game did not last long as I humiliated him within a few minutes. His competitive streak came out, and he challenged me to a No-limit $5000 table. Not wanting to let him think I was afraid I accepted, knowing very well he would take this challenge more seriously. I was in no mood for serious thinking but this did not deter him.
The game began as the first one ended, by me whooping his pathetic online ass. To his credit he fought back to be about $1000 up, but that’s where the joy for him ended. I then decided enough was enough, and through a combination of good luck with my hands and my obvious talent at poker, I proceeded to dominate. All the time constantly taunting and berating him as to not let him get an ounce of confidence. The game finished fittingly, with me putting him all in with a full house. He foolishly called with 2 pair. He was not impressed by the obvious gap in our skill levels and he abruptly left.
The end.
November 29, 2006 at 12:56 am |
haha your category names are pure gold, “why i’m better than people”, “things im 100% right about”
your posts so far are hilarity on a stick keep it coming big boy (that’s what she said)
January 10, 2007 at 8:52 am |
HEHE